C'est La Vie

C'EST LA VIE:
Hiaaa i'm Venetia. pronounced (ven-e-sha)
i've decided, THIS WILL BE MY OFFICIAL WHATEVER BLOG.
My nice tumblr is: 'lovelyjunkies.tumblr.com'

foudre:

“I think the first real change in women’s body image came when JLo turned it butt-style. That was the first time that having a large-scale situation in the back was part of mainstream American beauty. Girls wanted butts now and men were free to admit they had always enjoyed them. And then, what felt like moments later - Beyoncé brought the leg meat. A back porch and thick muscular legs were now widely admired. And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyoncé and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have:

• Caucasian blue eyes
• full Spanish lips
• a classic button nose
• hairless Asian skin with a California tan
• a Jamaican dance hall ass
• long Swedish legs
• small Japanese feet
• the abs of a lesbian gym owner
• the hips of a nine-year-old boy
• the arms of Michelle Obama
• and doll tits”

Tina Fey, Bossypants

(Source: foudre, via clavicola)

8/4/2011 ─ 182 notes